Miss Universe contest 질문 & 답변

[Miss Universe contest 질문 & 답변]   2010年 Miss Universe contest에서 사회자가 各國 출연자에게 英語로 질문한 것이라고 합니다.   **************************************************************   Question: Ms England, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 영국, 그대의 나라에서 남자의 그것을 어떻게 표현하나요?) Ms England: Well, I can say that male organs in England are like gentlemen. (영국에서는 신사라고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms England: Because it stands every time it sees a woman... (그것은 여자를 볼 때마다 일어서기 때문입니다) (Applause! Applause! 박수! 박수!)   Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 스페인, 당신 나라에서는 남자의 물건을 어떻게 표현하나요?) Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull). (스페인에서는 황소 또는 투우라고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠?) Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (구멍만 보면 돌진하기 때문이죠) (Applause! Applause!)   Question: Ms France, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 프랑스, 당신 나라에서는 남자의 그것을 어떻게 표현하나요?) Ms France: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. (프랑스에서는 만담 또는 루머라고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠?) Ms France: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. (그것은 입으로 입으로 옮겨가기 때문이죠) (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)   Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? (미스 이란, 당신 나라에서는 남자의 물건을 어떻게 표현하나요?) Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. (이란에서는 도둑놈 같다고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠?) Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. (뒷문으로 들어오길 좋아하기 때문이랍니다)   Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 말레이시아, 당신 나라에서는?) Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. (말레이시아에서는 Proton 차 같다고 말할 수 있죠) (Proton: 말레지아 국산차. 겉은 번듯하나 약해서 금방 쭈그러든다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms Malaysia: Look tough, but actually very soft. (보기에는 강하게 보이는데, 실제로는 약하거든요) (Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)   Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 싱가폴, 당신 나라에서는?) Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). (키아수라고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. (항상 급히 들어왔다가, 쇼가 끝나기 15分 前에 떠나니깐요) (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)   Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 중국, 당신 나라에서는?) Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping. (중국에서는 등소평이라고 부릅니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. (키가 작고 열심히 일하고 90세까지도 일하니까요) (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Vietnam, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 비에트남, 당신 나라에서는?) Ms Vietnam: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Vietnam is like Vietcon! (비에트남에선 비에트콩 같다고 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms Vietnam: Because it has no frontier and attacks in the front and rear. (아무 구분도 없이 앞뒤를 다 공격하기 때문이랍니다)  (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)  Question: Ms Korea, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (미스 한국, 당신 나라에서는?) Ms Korea: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Korea is like Etiquett person in the Orient! (한국에서는 동방예의지국인이라도 합니다) Question: How can you say so? (왜죠) Ms Korea: Because it pays visits here and there to say hello! (그냥 여기저기 다니면서 인사를 하기 때문이랍니다) (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)